Too Posh to Poison: mouse control for the cognoscenti

• It’s good to be Too Posh to Poison

• Posh mouse control is more effective, safer, and humane

• Mouse proofing, if done well, gets rid of mice in one visit

• It’s time to join the pest control cognoscenti!

The British use the word ‘posh’ in so many ways, so there is no reason it cannot perfectly describe the latest trend in mouse control. Here at SUPERPROOF we’re proud to help people from all walks of life get rid of mice in their homes and businesses.

Millionaires living in £10m houses in Kensington and housing association tenants in flats in Hammersmith have benefited from our unique mouse proofing expertise.

Therefore, we’re going to nab the term ‘posh’ and use it to describe someone who likes a service which is so EFFECTIVE, so SMART, so DESIRABLE, that it makes them feel pretty SPECIAL too.

As there is no evidence that ‘posh’ stands for Port Out, Starboard Home, to describe the most attractive cabins for travel to India, we have given it a new acronym, which we are sure will catch on:

P stands for Performance

O stands for One Visit

S stands for Safe

H stands for Humane

 

High Performance Mouse Control

SUPERPROOF mouse proofing is the UK’s most effective way to get rid of mice in the home. We do not use mice poison or mouse traps, which only have a short-term impact, at best, and can actually make the mouse infestation worse in the long-term.

Instead SUPERPROOF uses unique advanced mouse proofing materials and techniques to block every potential mouse entry point into your living space, behind every kitchen appliance and in every nook and crannie, preventing them from reaching the food they need to survive.

We are so confident of this process that we give all domestic customers a certified guarantee that the property will be mice-free for at least 6 months.

One Visit - The Mice Are Gone

Mouse poisoning and the setting of mouse traps is a drawn-out process. Pest control companies will want to visit two or three times to check the bait and traps. It is how they make their money.

Once the baiting and trapping programme is complete, the mouse infestation will return, stronger than ever. Mice have evolved to counter these risks. Many are resistant to mouse poison, and learn to avoid traps.

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Posh was a slang word, in late Victorian times, for someone who dressed well, especially to impress women. In another connotation, it described a perfect gentleman.

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SUPEPROOF is different. It usually takes one visit to mouse proof the average family home, for example a three-bed semi-detached house. In almost all cases, that solves the mouse control problems.

If mice do return within 6 months, under the terms of the certified guarantee, the SUPERPROOF technician will return as well, and carry out more mouse proofing.

A Safe Way to Remove Mice

Mice poison, known as rodenticides, and mouse traps, are potentially harmful to small children and pets. They need to be used in a highly controlled way. However, accidents can still happen. SUPERPROOF does not use rodenticides or mouse traps, so children and pets stay safe.

Humane Mice Treatment

In this day and age, many people don’t want to do unnecessary harm to animals, or affect them in a way that causes distress. That is why many of our customers appreciate SUPERPROOF.

It is the UK’s most humane mice treatment, because it is a natural way to get rid of mice. Poisons and traps cause mice pain and suffering. But mouse proofing merely prevents them from gaining access to your living space.

Therefore, the mice have to move elsewhere to find the shelter and food they need to survive. No mouse is killed. There is no need to dispose of the bodies of dead mice. There will be no bad smells from poisoned mice decomposing under floors or behind walls.

Also, SUPERPROOF helps you protect wildlife. Wild animals (house mice are wild animals too!) including rare birds of prey, can catch rodents that have ingested poison, and be poisoned themselves.

Are you Too Posh to Poison?

So, do you want a mouse control solution that actually works, that can be completed quickly in one visit, is safe for children and pets, and does not cause unnecessary harm to animals?

Are you too posh to poison? We hope you think so!

If you have mice in the house and want to remove them fast, effectively, and humanely, call SUPERPROOF today. Join the pest control cognoscenti, and protect your home with the UK’s best mouse proofing technology.